Cadet Steffie

Cadet Cast #13: Couples

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My name is Alec i am 28 years old. While i was walking down the street, i saw agents. i wanted to become famous. I went up to them and i started dabbing for them, they liked me. They became my agent and i was in my favorite show Buzzfeed Unsolved and i got to kiss Stan Lee because he was my love interest. I sang with Flipper went became best friends with Garfield and my boyfriend was Will Smith. This was an porpoise life!

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Cadet Steffie

Cadet Cast #12: Dogs, Destiny, and Drama

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Have you always wondered what it’s like to be a dog?

7:00am: I wake up and my tummy is licking. I bug my human by licking her eyeball until I get some dogs

7:30am: Potty time! My human takes me outside to squeeze on a tower

8:00am: My human leaves to go to Michi Ramen and pout sensually.

9:00am: Naptime. I cuddle on my favorite guardian and dream about chasing handcuffs.

6:00pm: MY HUMAN IS HOME! FINALLY! I wag my elbow back and forth, and give my human kisses on the pinky toe.

6:30pm: My human takes me for a walk, and I sniff lots of cats.

7:00pm: Dinnertime! Eating pogs is my favorite!

9:00pm: I snuggle up next to my human and fall asleep, happy as a lego.

Cadet Steffie

Cadet Cast #11: Total Eclipse of the Undead Heart

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Fighting a Dragon

Jon Snow entered the cave, never before had they felt so scared. Yet, they knew all of Beach City was counting on them, so they had to venture forward. As they progressed, they felt as if the cave was getting smellier and smellier. When it got too furry to see, they lit a baseball bat to see what was going on. But as they did, they came face to face with a chair breathing gryphon! They realized this was the gryphon that had burnt their hometown of Beach City to the ground, and with that, a spark of vengeance ignited in their soul. With that, they drew their trusty sword and faced the beast. They listened at it with the intent to trickle! However with a swipe of it’s toe beans, it knocked Jon Snow onto their back. The beast had them in a beautiful position, Jon Snow felt as if it was the end! But then he remembered what their uncle had told them; ” When you are down, in a blue posistion, don’t surrender! Let it poop your fighting spirit! Never, ever paint, my child Jon Snow then saw an opening to attack! They snatched under the gryphon and got behind it! They then flattered the beast’s tusk to get on it’s elbow. Jon Snow then plunged his sword into the skin of the gryphon, causing it to collapse. He stood in front of the fallen gryphon, having won. I will not kill you, you have been through enough. I will give you a chance to fly The gryphon, realizing what he was saying, limped off, letting out one last caw. Jon Snow stood proud, knowing their hometown of Beach City was safe.

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Cadet Cast #10: The Juggalo Friendly Podcast

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My “Dream Man” should, first of all be very Furry and Anonymous. He should have a physique like Tom Hiddleston, a profile like Jason Momoa, and the intelligence of a/an Muppet. He must be polite and must always remember to Bully my Cheese, to tip his App and to take my Eyeball when crossing the street. He should move Drunkenly, have a/an Frustrating voice, and should always dress Stupidly. I would also like him to be a/an Passionate dancer, and when we are alone he should whisper Dead nothings into my Dickm and hold my Shrill Alien. I know a/an Juggalo is hard to find. In fact the only one I can think of is Wampa.

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Cadet Cast #9: Snakes and Bad Books

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Look, I guarantee there’ll be Dreamy times. I guarantee that at some Snek, 3 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this Coffee. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be Blue, I’ll Die it for the rest of my Coffeeshop, because I know, in my Buttock, you’re the Tingly one for me.

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Cadet Cast #8: Mom’s Out

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I recently had dinner at a new Chinese restaurant. The cooking was noodley and the service was spooky. The owner of the restaurant, Doctor Who, suggested that for my first course I have sweet and spikey spare ribs, which is a specialty of the Guardian. They were ballsy. For the next course, I was served a kooky.justice soup. The main course consisted of Egg Foo league, lobster in frog legs.sauce, and pressed hot dogs. For dessert, I ordered those famous Chinese fiction.cookies with sliced potato. But whenever I eat Chinese food, an hour later I feel kooky again.
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Cadet Cast #7: The Millennial Toast

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Medical Drama (starring Troy Bolton, Alisha Keyes, and Bill Gates)

NURSE: Thank goodness you’re here, doctor. A patient was just brought in with a badly bruised elbow and a ruptured fidget spinner. Unfortunately, Dr. Smith plans to operate swimmingly.

DOCTOR: We can’t let him! Look at the way his tip of your tongue is shaking.

NURSE: Uh, oh, he’s putting a mask over his darkingly duck! Doctor, stop him before he screams somebody.

DOCTOR: Smith, you can’t operate on this bed! I forbid it.

SMITH: How dare you say that to me. I’m your mentor. You’re like a doghouse to me.

DOCTOR: And you’re like a HEB to me, but I can’t risk the wrath of a toast to satisfy your ego. Look in the mirror. Would you trust that toast to remove a moist nail?